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Life Is Touch…Particularly If You Don’t Pay Attention

Posted on January 11, 2017 by Jeffress Posted in Humor, Jokes & Stories, Stupidity 4,021 Comments

Life Is Touch…Particularly If You Don’t Pay Attention

First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body of the cow covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, “In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal’s body.” For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. “Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students.

Holy Cow!… The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but then eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked a them and said, “Look!  The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger in the cow’s butt and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life’s tough but it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.”

A lot of that seems to be prevalent in our society today.

http://jeffress.com/2017/01/12/life-is-touch-pa…nt-pay-attention/

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