SOMETIMES, YA GOTTA LAUGH TO KEEP FROM CRYING
For those of you who have never traveled to the west or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (and sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. (See Photo below)
For some reason the cattle will not step on the “guards,” probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails
When Obama was President, he received and read a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado.
The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the “cattle” guards immediately!
Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that, before any “cattle guards” were fired, that they be given six months of retraining.
“Times are hard,’ said Joe Biden, ‘it’s only fair to the cattle guards and their families be given six months of retraining!” While those two guys were running our country, everything they touched turned to sh… became a mess.
NOW JOE WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT! If he is elected, he may decide to “Hire those Cattle Guards back”… but remember, he also wants to remove the fences.
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